I laughed out loud when I saw this. It made me wonder what I would do if I could go back in time and give my younger self some sound advice. Just think: I could take myself out, get myself really wasted, and even drag myself to a strip club, where I'd buy myself a few lap dances and talk some sense into myself.
Or I could interrupt my own wedding, just as the minister says, speak now, or forever hold your peace. Would I speak? I can honestly say I wish I had never married. But I could never wish my children out of existence.
So I guess I'd leave my younger, foolish, in-love self alone. Instead, I'd buy lots of shares in Apple.